Roger Ebert noted in his review, “The concept of black
holes has trickled down by now from the ivory towers of Cambridge to the middle
ground of Scientific American and finally to the funny pages: There may be
special places in the universe where collapsing stars have set up gravity fields
so dense that not even light can escape from them.” We have a “hole” in space
which we cannot see, as we are told. Since light (which cannot help moving at
the speed of light) cannot climb out of the hole…would an object falling into
it be sped beyond the speed of light? What would happen then?
The possibilities are tiring to think about. Ebert
noted, “One of them, much favored by science-fiction writers, is that black
holes are tunnels in space, and that if we fell into one we might emerge (a bit
scorched, perhaps) from a “white hole” some. where else in the universe.
Because black holes are “singularities” that do not correspond to models of the
universe constructed by Einstein or anybody else, they’ve also inspired
wonderfully apocalyptic notions. My favorite is that they’re intergalactic
bathtub drains, and that we’ll all whirl down them some day and turn up in the
sewer system of the universe next door.”
That would be preferable to what happens in Disney’s “The
Black Hole,” which takes audiences all the way to the edge of space only to
hold us down in a chatty melodrama filled with mad scientists and haunted
houses. A space mission to a black hole finds that another ship has arrived
earlier: The Cygnus, which disappeared 20 years earlier. The explorers go on
board and discover that the entire crew of the Cygnus has disappeared, except
for a Dr. Reinhardt, played by Maximilian Schell, who explains that he’s about
to try a dangerous dive into the hole. The visitors are not charmed. However,
one of them (Anthony Perkins) gets caught up in Reinhardt’s crazy idea, and a
journalist (Ernest Borgnine) wanders around the large Cygnus and sees so much
that is more than meets the eye. Then Reinhardt goes crazy.
Meanwhile, “The Black Hole” flies into outer space and
is looked at from time to time through portholes. Ebert said, “Physics is not
my best subject, but I somehow doubt that we could see a black hole actually
revolving, and my objection comes in two parts: I don’t think we could see the
hole at all, and it would certainly not be revolving at the approximate rate of
a ferris wheel.”
No matter. Ebert said, “The movie stays mostly inside
the Cygnus, which resembles the spaceships in “Alien” and ‘Star Trek’ in one
key feature: Although the cost of launching and maintaining a space vehicle is
incredibly expensive and every square foot counts, the Cygnus is as spacious as
a country manor, with long hallways, high ceilings and vast command decks.”
Why all the extra, empty inside space? Maybe to give
the special effects artists their chance to go crazy on the visuals. Ebert said,
““The Black Hole” was designed by the veteran effects artist Peter Ellenshaw,
who avoids the look of most earlier movie spaceships (wall-to-wall computer
display screens re- laying meaningless information to non-existent monitors).
Instead, his interiors consist of orderly patterns of basic colors, arrayed on
control panels.”
Then there is a large porthole looking out into space,
just like Captain Nemo’s giant porthole wandered the ocean in Ellenshaw’s
designs for “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.” Ebert said, “The Cygnus, indeed,
looks more like a fanciful space vehicle for a Nemo than like the fashionable
High Tech so beloved in most movie spaceships.” It has a crew that’s taken from
dark thrillers and “Star Wars.” There are strange, masked, zombie-like people
that wander about all over the place. Then there are robots.
Ebert noted, “The friendly robot looks like C3PO, from
“Star Wars,” and chirps out plucky little sayings while revolving its beady
little eyes. The taller robots are ripped off from Darth Vader. And when
everybody gets in a shootout, we’re left for the umpteenth time with the
reflection that gunfights would surely be obsolete in outer space.” (Can you
think of a technology that could travel to the edge of a black hold, and yet
equip its mission with sidearms that cause only flesh wounds?)
The main problem with “The Black Hole” is that it
doesn’t really face the challenge of being a fiction about a black hole. Yes,
the black hole is there, and the characters look into it and make sincere
statements, and Maximilian Schell looks rightly obsessed with it, but we don’t
feel a type of wander. There’s no awe. The hole’s a gimmick that the movie can
go to, in between onboard planning and calculating, and at the movie’s end
there is a nice visual payoff. Eber said, “But somehow it comes too late: The
events leading up to it have been so trivial and cliche-ridden that the movie
doesn’t earn its climax. And so whaddaya know?” Black holes keep their
reputations: Nothing can escape from them, not even this movie.
Sorry to say, but for one of Disney’s first
live-action movies, this was a bad one. Nothing about this movie was good
enough for a recommendation, seeing how it was about a topic that so many
people like. This is easily one of the forgettable Disney movies and I would
suggest that everyone not see it. It doesn’t hold your attention for very long.
Tomorrow I will be looking at another underwhelming
movie in “Disney Month 2025.”











