Friday, March 30, 2018

Ice Age: Collision Course

It’s been 14 years since we first met Manny the mammoth, Sid the sloth and Diego the saber-toothed tiger in the original “Ice Age.” We’re now on the fifth (yes, fifth) installment in the degrading franchise, and with “Ice Age: Collision Course,” released in 2016, the originality is starting to wear out.

Devan Coggan said in his review, “The Ice Age series was never great cinema, but there’s always been a sense of heart under all the wisecracks and zany antics. Collision Course abandons that in favor of already stale pop culture references and laughless jokes.” The movie begins, as usual, with Scrat the squirrel, who accidentally finds an alien spaceship while looking for a place to hide his favorite acorn. Scrat then sees he is launched into space, bouncing around the solar system like he’s playing pinball, and not too long after, he’s accidentally sent a giant asteroid flying toward Earth.

Coggan stated, “Back on earth, our hero Manny is faced with a melodramatic plot pulled from any lazy sitcom of the last 30 years: Not only did he forget his wife’s anniversary, but his beloved daughter Peaches is engaged to an oafish mammoth named Julian, voiced by Adam DeVine, and the pair are planning to move away soon after the wedding.”

However, everything is soon overlooked by the giant asteroid in the sky, and Manny is forces to get his giant herd in trying to stop the inevitable extinction.

Every “Ice Age” movie has added more and more prehistoric characters, and this one is no exception, introducing Nick Offerman, Max Greenfield and Stephanie Beartriz as three evil feathered dinosaurs, the hot singer Jessie J as Sid’s love interest and Jesse Tyler Ferguson (currently playing Mitchell Pritchett on “Modern Family”) as a flexible yogi llama. Coggan said, “The result is a lifeless caper that’s overstuffed with one-dimensional characters and insipid gags.” One or two sidekicks can work, but when you’re balancing Sid’s grandmother, Ellie’s opossum brothers, Buck, and frequent cameos from astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson (Neil deBuck Weaseal) it’s hard to really care about any of them. Also, football analyst and former TV host Michael Strahan and YouTube star Lilly Singh join the cast. Even Scrat’s crazy accidents feel worn out the fifth time around. You’re not really wanting the asteroid to land, but you’re not really wanting it not too either.

As I have already stated, this franchise has really worn out its welcome. It really needs to stop and if they are thinking of more installments, they shouldn’t. This one really shows how tired the formula is getting. They really need to stop milking in this cow. Besides Sid being funny and maybe a few interesting characters, there’s nothing really going for this. Avoid this one.

Well, that thankfully ends off “Ice Age Month.” Sorry to explain how they all went downhill, but you needed to know. Stay tuned next month to see what I have in store for everyone.

Thursday, March 29, 2018

Ready Player One

Special treat tonight everyone: I got to see “Ready Player One” at work today, which came out two days ago. Tonight, I will let everyone know what I thought about it.

Peter Travers started out his review by saying, “The gamer kid in Steven Spielberg lets his VR freak flag fly in Ready Player One, a mindbending joyride that jacks you into a fantasia bursting with CGI wonders, dazzling cyperscapes mixed with live action, hidden Easter eggs and infinite pop-culture shoutouts to the 1980s. (Better brush up on everything from Alien to Zemeckis if you don’t want to be left behind.) The legendary director's aim in this go-for-broke adaptation of Ernest Cline’s 2011 sci-fi novel, a geek touchstone, is to get you in the game, and it's a blockbuster that aches to be interactive, Forget about headsets, however: Spielberg is in control. And why not? He's the maestro at this kind of stuff.”

First off, we need to say the surprising fact: It’s 2045. The world is practically in purgatory. Orphan Wade Watts, played by Tye Sheridan, is trapped in a terrible environment that time has made of Columbus, Ohio, where people live in trailers stacked on top of one another. The public escapes into the OASIS, a virtual-reality land made by game designer James Halliday (Mark Rylance) and his business partner Ogden Morrow (Simon Pegg). Travers stated, “The dying legacy of Halliday's whacked-out Willy Wonka, seen via numerous flashbacks, is one last, kill-or-be-killed game for his followers to play.” The winner who finds the three hidden keys, which will take the winner to the ultimate Easter egg, will have Halliday’s fortune – and complete control over OASIS.

Time to kick things off! When Wade puts on the VR goggles, he turns into Parzival, the epitome cool-kid avatar. His all time best friend Aech, played by Lena Waithe, is a tech genius whose avatar wants to have some competition. Both Wade and Aech are looking on Art3mis, played by Oliva Cooke, a pink-haired speed racer and a real contestant in the film’s first challenge – a car race to end all car races. Obstacles for Wade, driving in a DeLorean to fight against King Kong, a “Jurassic Park” T-Rex and so many other game references that I will dare not ruin.

Wade passes the first challenge, followed by Aech, Art3mis and the Japanese duo of Daito (Win Morisaki) and Shoto (Philip Zhao) – gunters, or Easter egg hunters, that he knows only in the OASIS. However, there’s a villain out there: Nolan Sorrento, played by Ben Mendelsohn, a corporate magnate who wants to beat the kids at their own game. He unleashes a monster named i-R0k, voiced by T.J. Miller, who is, obviously, no match for one boy against everything, a Spielberg principal since the days of E.T. Travers said, “In a trivia challenge based on John Hughes movies, Wade will give Nolan the dusting of a lifetime, and working from a script by author Cline and Zak Penn, Spielberg concocts enough battles and showdowns to fill a dozen movies – though look out for a sequence on The Shining that is alone worth the price of admission.”

Is this a lot to take in? Of course it is. Travers said, “But Spielberg's visual inventiveness is unflagging. He stumbles only when trying to warm up the tech gadgetry with a personal touch, as when Wade and his friends, known as the High 5, finally connect in a reality that brings fantasy crashing down to earth. Sheridan and Cooke bring genuine romantic longing to their few scenes together. But the live-action segments of the movie are more buzz kill than bracing.”

Travers continued, “For those looking for Ready Player One to condemn the digi-verse as a destructive force against human connection, find another movie. The script is too shallow for that anyway, and don't look to the filmmaker – a child of divorce who found escape (and an eventual career) by getting happily lost in television, movies and early vid-games – for a lecture.” The head-spinning adventure won’t stop even when the sensory overload goes too far. If he has a chance to animate the Iron Giant fighting Mechagodzilla, he’ll do that. Travers noted, “At 71, this iconic director barely pays lip service to constructing a cautionary tale against anything that might help an alienated kid build an oasis of his or her own imagining.” As always, Spielberg is ready to play. Are you? Then see this movie to turn your gaming senses to the max.

I have never heard or read this book before the movie came out. When I was told what it was about, it looked to be really engaging. When I got my chance to watch the movie tonight, I had an extraordinarily enjoyable time watching it. I really felt like this movie revolving around and about video games will really interest people and suck them in. At least it will do a better job than “The Wizard” did. Go ahead and see the movie because it’s definitely a good one.

Alright everyone, check in tomorrow when I FINALLY end off “Ice Age Month.”

Friday, March 23, 2018

Ice Age: Continental Drift

Now we have come to a really underwhelming, disappointing entry, “Ice Age: Continental Drift,” released in 2012. Grae Drake started her review out by saying, “Ice Age: Continental Drift has given me the important gift of understanding that not all animated films are created equal. Before, there was a small part of my critic-brain that felt foolish reviewing a movie intended for audiences who don't even know their ABC's well enough to read my reviews. But now I get it--now, I have a mission. I am one of the people who can warn you, as parents or as fans of the animated arts, that some stuff is groundbreaking, some stuff is palatable, and other stuff will suck you of your will to live. The fourth installment of this series is somewhere between the last two.”

The first “Ice Age” movie wasn’t perfect either, but it had big-eyed sloths and squeaky squirrels along with other animals that at least teach kids about the time period that it takes place in. It was fine. However, now a decade later, for some reason we’re still stuck here, beating the same old frozen corpse. This time, the land is falling apart and creating the continents. In a dramatic but not at all moment, Manny gets separated from Ellie and his daughter Peaches, voiced by singer Keke Palmer.  He and Diego, along with the thick but likable Sid float away on an iceberg, promising to return to the much shaken land full of animals.

There are the usual additions to the cast to keep them cool and fresh. Wanda Sykes is Sid’s Granny, who’s always good for some jokes about her missing dentures. Drake admitted, “Even though she was funnier than Doris Roberts in Madea's Witness Protection as the disoriented oldster who might not be as insane as she seems, that's still not saying much.” Jennifer Lopez is the clever saber-tooth tiger that becomes Diego’s love interest, and rapper Drake plays Ethan, the mammoth that Peaches has a crush on. Peter Dinklage, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Seann William Scott get put in here as well. It feels like the creators were overbalancing.

The biggest problem with the film is that it doesn’t have any innovative humor or truly touching moments. Drake said, “The filmmakers seemed too busy making sure that every action sequence was followed by some quick conversation about fruit or how crazy Granny is, and then it just barged into another action sequence. This is more towards the Alvin and the Chipmunks school of thinking than the Pixar one.” Even though there’s plenty to distract your children into sitting quietly for two hours (which is definitely worth something), it’s not going to mean anything to them or really teach them any of the chaotic lessons put in by the screenwriter. Their iceberg gets taken over by pirates (Dinklage is the captain), then they get away, then they run into them again, and they run away again, and they see sirens, and then the pirates are back. It melted along with the ice caps.

I’m sorry, but they shouldn’t have kept cashing in with this franchise. It was fine at first, now it’s just starting to just be the same repetitive thing over and over again. I never saw any of the films in theaters, but I did see them as DVD rentals, and I feel glad that I never put money down for them. You can see after watching one after another how bad they gradually got. Never see this one because it will be just a waste of time.

So you would think that would be the last one, right? Guess again, because they decided to make another one, which we will look at next week when we finally get through “Ice Age Month.” Just hold on tight, I want this month to be over as much as you do.

Friday, March 16, 2018

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

“Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs,” released in 2009, looks like it’s going through a freezer burn. Claudia Puig said in her review, “Once fresh, the story is now buried under a hoary coating.”

The theme of making unlikely families worked well the first time from both a funny and narrative way. Its constantly sweet message despite, the repeated plot is so dull.

Puig admitted, “The 3-D animation is something new for the franchise. And while it's eye-catching, the saga doesn't hold a candle to Pixar's Up, which integrates 3-D images artfully into a compelling story that elicits emotions and captures the imagination.”

The species are more abundant this time, but “Ice Age” goes for bathroom humor and nasty bodily fluids to fill the area.

Life is becoming serious for Manny and his wife, Ellie, as they await the birth of their first child. Manny’s fearful tendencies are at its peak. Puig said, “Diego, the saber-toothed tiger, is annoyed with Manny's domesticity.” Sid, wanting for children, steals three giant eggs and cares for the hatchlings as if they were his own. Sid has gender and identity issues, calling himself “a single mother” to very little laughter.

Sid’s new family is actually infant dinosaurs, all voiced by Carlos Saldanha, and he is taken into a scary parallel, underground universe. His friends – Manny, Ellie and Diego – must rescue him. Along the way, they meet a dinosaur-hunting weasel named Buck, voiced by Simon Pegg. Puig is right when she said, “But their perilous adventure is not unlike what we've seen in Jurassic Park movies: a T. rex storms around, raptors loom and pterodactyls swoop.”

Scrat the squirrel shows up again, trying to grab on to his favorite acorn. Puig stated, “He meets a comely female squirrel (Karen Disher) who joins in the chase. Romance clouds the hunt, but the acorn reigns supreme.” Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader and Jane Lynch give humorous vocal talents to nonessential animal characters.

However, rather than evolving, “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs” is on familiar and barren areas.

Like I had stated, this one clearly showcased that the series was going on a downhill slope. Despite giving very little in terms of hilarity and new stuff, it’s basically the same formula repeated again. If you want to see this one, you may, but bear in mind, it’s forgettable.

Want to know more about how downhill this franchise went, look out next week for the next installment in “Ice Age Month,” where we look at a clear cash-in on the series.

Friday, March 9, 2018

Ice Age: The Meltdown

Only Scrat, the wild tiny sabre-toothed squirrel, keeps his charm from the original “Ice Age.” Most of the other characters are back in “Ice Age: The Meltdown,” released in 2006, but their story is more of a struggle than a gallop. Notable, that they’re still around despite so many years must have passed since the last film. Roger Ebert admitted in his review, “But if I am going to require logical continuity in an animated comedy, I might as well admit that Daffy Duck is not real, and that I refuse to do.”

As “Ice Age: The Meltdown” begins, it is Scrat who sees the first danger sign of global chance. He’s in his usual dangerous chase after an acorn, which is all the more pleasing because where is the oak from which it fell? The squirrel climbs a vertical ice wall with his claws, almost falls, is saved when his tongue freezes to the ice, and then has to pull himself up by its own tongue, paw over paw. Don’t you hate it when that happens? Then a gush of water springs from the ice glacier, and another, and another. The glacier is melting.

Ebert noted, “If kids have been indifferent to global warming up until now, this "Ice Age" sequel will change that forever. Giant chucks of icebergs and the polar ice cap fall off into the sea, the water levels rise, a temperate climate begins to emerge, and the animal family of the earlier film begins a long trek to save itself from drowning. There is said to be a hollow log at the end of the valley, in which they can float to safety.”

Ebert continued, “The characters, as you will recall from the earlier film, have found a way to live together and not compete as species, although that leaves me a little vague about what the meat-eaters do at mealtimes.” After Scrat we reunite with Manny the mammoth, who’s afraid he is the last of his kind, Diego the tiger, Sid the sloth, Fast Tony the turtle (Jay Leno), Lone Gunslinger the vulture (Will Arnett), and finally, to the infinite delight of Manny, the meet Ellie the female mammoth (Queen Latifah). Together, Manny and Ellie can save the mammoth animals, if only Ellie can be convinced she is not a possum. Her illusion is encouraged by the possums Crash and Eddie, voiced by Seann William Scott and Josh Peck, who see having a mammoth with them is a great comfort.

Once the characters have been introduced and the ice cap has started to melt, the movie mainly has a long walk, scattered by adventures. Some of them are given by the convenient melting of two pre-ice age sea monsters, who are murderers that will evolve into sharks. Ebert noted, “There is also a perilous crossing of a melting ice bridge, which reminded of the collapsing bridge in "Lord of the Rings."”

Ebert continued, “The movie is nice to look at, the colors and details are elegant, the animals engaging, the action fast-moving, but I don't think older viewers will like it as much as the kids. The first "Ice Age" movie more or less exhausted these characters and their world, and the meltdown doesn't add much.” Most of the problem involves personalities: Can these species live together? Obviously they can, in a cartoon. If global warming just means they don’t have to freeze completely all the time and there are more acorns for Scrat, then what’s the problem?

In all honesty, as you might have guessed, this movie is a step down from the first one. It’s a fine flick, but it could have been better. If you want to watch it to see what I mean, then be my guest, but I don’t “highly” recommend it. Probably a little less than the how I recommended the first one, but that’s my opinion. See it for yourself and see what I mean.

Alright, well it’s time to continue this down slope because next week we will continue that with the continuation of “Ice Age Month.”

Friday, March 2, 2018

Ice Age

For this entire month, I will be looking at “Blue Sky Studios” franchise that could have had some promise, but just kept getting worse, the “Ice Age” franchise. Let’s take a look at their very first film, “Ice Age,” released in 2002.

Dreamworks and Disney might be on the entrance of breakthrough computer animated films, but within a few years, the Fox Animation Department must have been crawling at their well-established areas. This film represents what the yearly summer animated films released by Disney every year used to be like. Kelsey Wyatt said in her review, “Before they got all serious, like with their latest film, Atlantis, what a film for the doldrums. Although they created a more than enjoyable film with the recent release of Monsters, Inc., the sophistication of Disney's animation departments have begun to work against the light fluffy quotient usually present in Disney films.”

However, in “Ice Age,” the characters have simple relationships and emotions which get the audience invested and make viewers worry about what happens next. The computer animation in this film won’t impress the veteran animation fan, but as a family film, “Ice Age” gets it right in all the areas. It successfully balances humor with drama, which isn’t always an easy thing to do, and it’s especially harder in animation. Without live action people to look at, the filmmakers had to depend on animation and how the actors show emotions through their voices.

The talent in this film shows they are capable. Ray Romano (comedian famous for his sitcom, “Everybody Loves Raymond”), John Leguizamo and Denis Leary play the uneven trio of mastodon, a sloth and a saber tooth tiger who try to return a human child to his own kind. These three actors are famous for their comic talents and not only are they able to take on the humor, but they can also show the deeper emotions needed by the script. Wyatt noted, “And those three big names are not the only claims to fame that this picture can boast.” This film also has the talents of Goran Visnjic, Jack Black, Cedric the Entertainer, Stephen Root and Alan Tudyk. The excess of familiar voices in this film wasn’t distracting in any way and were good compliment to Fox’s animation.

However, the animation in this film isn’t perfect, but not a total restraint to this film. The computer animation is not always the best nor the hardest it can be. Wyatt said, “After seeing the crystal clear movie stills from Shrek and Monsters Inc. plastered all over every issue of daily variety for the past few months, the animation in Ice Age isn't always those two films' equal in sophistication.”

It’s not that the characters are underdeveloped; it’s that the animation itself doesn’t look as worked through as they should. For example, in the beginning of the film, one of the animals accidentally causes a giant crack in a glacier. As the crack runs down the side of the glacier, the animation looks more like the hand-drawn animation than the computer-animation. There are a few other places where the boundary between the clean look of computer animation and the softer look of hand drawn animation combines.

Wyatt admitted, “Now this failing isn't something which will break this film, considering that its main audience is of the under ten variety. But that uneven animation shouldn't be a bother for any but the most die-hard and experienced computer animation fans.” The characters and the story of this film are really the reason to watch it. Despite the story is a familiar one (people, or in this case, animals, can get along, even if they’re not completely alike), as is the theme, the characters, at their absolute simple level, are interesting. Whether that comes from the talent of the actors, the animation of the artists or the story doesn’t really matter, because the film completely is likable. The completing of the story even goes a familiar path, like the familiarity of a Disney film from the 50s or 60s, but it’s still an enjoyable film.

Wyatt said, “In the end, this film has an element of sincerity that makes it a light experience in the theater whose comedy is sometimes so entertaining that the whole thing becomes almost delirious.” This is especially noteworthy with Scrat, voiced by Chris Wedge, running around for the majority of the film, so worried about protecting his precious acorn. Sure, there is the required fart joke near the beginning of the film, but that doesn’t mean the whole film is targeting toward five-year-olds.

Wyatt said, “In fact, this film is a textbook example of a family film that the whole family can enjoy, it's not the type of film that includes a fat jolly purple dinosaur that will bore the adults in the audience, and it's not a film like Shrek which has a few too many adult oriented jokes that leave the children out of the loop.” “Ice Age” has a good balance of story, character and animation, and overall is a really enjoyable experience for the family. On a final note, the character of Scrat, the animal in front of the cover, is just enough to watch this film.

As I have already stated, this film was actually good and seemed like it would have best to leave much alone, but if it had sequels, it could have been just as good, if not better. However, we will get to those bad sequels later in the month, but for this one, I definitely say see it. It’s a good movie for the whole family.

If you want to know how bad the sequels got, stay tuned next week when I look at the first sequel in “Ice Age Month.”