Mamma Mia!

Roger Ebert started his review out by saying, “I saw the stage version of “Mamma Mia!” in London, where for all I know, it is now entering the second century of its run, and I was underwhelmed.” The 2008 film version has the enjoyment of casting Meryl Streep, Pierce Brosnan, Amanda Seyfried, Colin Frith, and Julie Walters, but their skills are taken very think. Also, if you like this, there are so many song covers of ABBA. Ebert admitted, “I don’t, not much, with a few exceptions.”

Ebert admitted, “But here’s the fact of the matter. This movie wasn’t made for me. It was made for the people who will love it, of which there may be a multitude. The stage musical has sold 30 million tickets, and I feel like the grouch at the party. So let me make that clear and proceed with my minority opinion.”

The film takes place on a Greek island, where the characters are made to hang on roofs, dangle from ladders, enter and exit by trapdoors, and prance around the numerous local people. Ebert noted, “The choreography at times resembles calisthenics, particularly in a scene where the young male population, all wearing scuba flippers, dance on the pier to “Dancing Queen” (one of the ABBA songs I do like).”

I don’t think contrived would be the right word to describe the story. Meryl Streep plays Donna, who runs a tourist hotel on the island, where she has raised her daughter, played by Amanda Seyfried, up to the age of 20. Sophie has never known her biological father and is engaged to Sky, played by Dominic Cooper. However, now she finds an old diary and invites the three possible men to her upcoming wedding. She’s sure that she’ll know the right one when she sees him. They are Sam (Pierce Brosnan), Bill (Stellan Skarsgard), and Harry (Colin Firth), and if you know the first thing about camera angles, shot choice, and screen time, you will be able to pick the right person – if not for conceiving reason, then for the one most likely to succeed in one way or another.

Obviously, Donna doesn’t know anything about her daughter’s invitations, but even so, it must be said she takes a long time to figure out why these three men were invited. Doesn’t she think it would be obvious? She has serious conversations with all three, two appear to have been one-night stands. For them to sail over to Greece for her after 20 years really makes you think how charmful she is.

Ebert admitted, “The plot is a clothesline on which to hang the songs; the movie doesn’t much sparkle when nobody is singing or dancing, but that’s rarely. The stars all seem to be singing their own songs, aided by an off-screen chorus of, oh, several dozen, plus full orchestration.” Streep doesn’t look like the right choice to play Donna, but I have noticed that she can take on any role. She can even pull off singing Money, Money, Money.” She has such a happy face and looks to be enjoying herself.

Ebert noted, “Her two best friends have flown in for the occasion: Tanya (Christine Baranski), an often-married plastic surgery subject, and Rosie (Julie Walters), plainer and pluckier. With three hunks their age like Brosnan, Firth and Skarsgard on hand, do they divvy up?” Not really. However, a lot of big romantic decisions do take place in a few short days.

The island is beautiful. I wouldn’t be surprised if people went to Greece after seeing this film. Ebert noted, “The energy is unflagging. The local color feels a little overlooked in the background; nobody seems to speak much Greek.” Then there are the ABBA songs. There are people who know them and may think they know them too well or maybe they can’t get enough of them. Ebert admitted, “Streep’s sunshine carries a lot of charm, although I will never be able to understand her final decision in the movie — not coming from such a sensible woman.” Love seems to have its way, which we always see.

I remember seeing commercials for this film of people singing the title song before cutting to clips of the cast singing the title song in the film. However, I had no idea that they were covering an ABBA song because I had never heard of them before. That is until a couple of years ago when I used to work at a Children’s Museum and I heard a few ABBA songs playing on their Spotify playlist on a repeated loop. Because of that, I decided to look up where the film was streaming, and I found it on Prime. When I saw this on Amazon Prime, I ended up not liking this so much. I didn’t really like how the characters acted, but I will say that I did like the look of the film and it did make me go to the library to get the ABBA soundtrack downloaded to my iPhone. I don’t recommend this film because it will make you want to go to Greece and apologize to the people there for having this film shot on their island and apologize to all the ABBA fans, even to any of the band members, if they are alive today, that this film covered their songs.

Next week, I will be ending “Pierce Brosnan Month” with the sequel to this film, which came as a surprise.

Quest for Camelot

“Quest for Camelot,” released in 1998, is still another studio trying to seize the helm of family animation away from Disney. It was from Warner Bros, which made it large with the colorful and funny “Space Jam,” but now looks to regress into copying Disney. The animation isn’t lively, the characters aren’t very interesting, and the songs are tedious.

“Space Jam” and “Anastasia” from Fox were the only non-Disney films to steal some of the gold from Walt’s children. Since allegedly, “Quest for Camelot” cost $100 million and yet lacks the charm of something like “Beauty and the Beast,” maybe it’s time for Warner Bros. to find a different method – maybe animation targeted towards the teenage and adult age range, which does so well in Japan.

“Quest for Camelot,” like countless animated films, is a blueprint with which rapidly new characters are made. We need a young protagonist, and get that in Kayley (Meredith Gordon from “Heroes,” Jessalyn Gilsig), the brave teenage daughter of Lionel (Gabriel Byrne), one of Arthur’s knights. As you guessed, Lionel is killed in the beginning when defending Arthur, voiced by Pierce Brosnan, because the protagonists of animated films must always have only one parents (later, Kayley’s mother (Jane Seymour) is conveniently kidnapped).

We also need a villain (Ruber, the evil and jealous knight (Gary Oldman)), a villain’s evil sidekick (the griffin (Balki from “Perfect Strangers,” Bronson Pinchot)), and a villain’s sidekick who turns good (Bladebeak the chicken (Jaleel White)). We need a young man to help the heroine on her journey (Garrett, the blind forest resident (Cary Elwes)), a hero’s noble friend (silver falcon (Frank Welker)), and the hero’s comic relief (Devon and Cornwall, the two-headed dragon (the late Don Rickles and Eric Idle)). Then have Ruber steal the magic sword Excalibur, and have Kayley and Garrett try to retrieve it, throw in some songs and a lot of animated action, and you have your movie.

Roger Ebert admitted in his review, “I’m not putting the formula down. Done well, it can work, and some version of these ingredients now seems to be required in all feature-length animated films. But “Quest for Camelot” does a fuzzy job of clearly introducing and establishing its characters, and makes them types, not individuals. Their personalities aren’t helped by the awkward handling of dialogue; in some of the long shots, we can’t tell who’s supposed to be speaking, and the animated lip synch is unconvincing. Another problem is the way the songs begin and end abruptly; we miss the wind-up before a song and the segue back into spoken dialogue. The movie just doesn’t seem sure of itself.”

Will kids like it? Ebert answered, “I dunno. I saw it in a theater filled with kids, and didn’t hear or sense the kind of enthusiasm that good animation can inspire. The two-headed dragon gets some laughs with an Elvis imitation. But there’s a running joke in which one head is always trying to smooch the other one, and the kids didn’t seem sure why they were supposed to laugh. There’s also the problem that Ruben is simply a one-dimensional bad guy, with no intriguing personality quirks or weaknesses; he pales beside Rasputin in “Anastasia” or Scar in “The Lion King.” Of the supporting animals, the falcon has no particular personality, and Bladebeak is a character in search of a purpose. Even the vast, monstrous dragon that ends up with Excaliber (as a toothpick) is a disappointment. When the heroes find him in a cave, he doesn’t exude much menace or personality; he’s just a big prop.”

The most interesting character is Garrett, who we find out was rejected from Camelot because he was blind, and now lives in the forest with the falcon. “I stand alone,” he sings, but his friendship with Kayley is the only believable one in the movie. We also find it strange that the plants in his forest are more interesting than most of the animals. There are eyeball plants that snap at people, helicopter plants that give free rides (more could have been made of those), and plants that chomp at ankles and elbows.

Ebert is right when he said, “Really good animation can be exhilarating; I remember the “Under the Sea” sequence from “The Little Mermaid,” and “Be My Guest” from “Beauty and the Beast.” In “Quest for Camelot” there are no sequences that take off and soar, and no rules to give shape to the action scenes (if Excaliber is really all-powerful, how is its power exercised, and why can its bearer be defeated?).” The movie’s fundamental formula is so familiar that there’s no use mentioning a recap unless you have convincing characters and good songs. Ebert asked, “Enormous resources went into the making of this film, but why wasn’t there more stretching and creativity at the screenplay level? Why work so hard on the animation and run the plot on autopilot?”

Don’t see this movie. It was one of the most underwhelming animated movies of the time. The characters are copies (Kayley’s animation is a copy of Belle, Devon and Cornwall are a copy of “Aladdin’s” Genie), the story is not connected with the Arthur legend, they make references to “Taxi Driver” and “Dirty Harry” (as if they think those are the movies kids watch), and there are so many things that are not explained. I know that the forest is enchanted, but that’s just vague, and Ruber gets the potion from some witches, but when did those exist in Camelot? However, other stuff, like Buckbeak change sides, putting Excalibur in the stone heals everyone, but doesn’t heal Garrett’s blindness, are never explained. Don’t you think we deserve that? To add insult to injury, this was John Gielgud’s last film of his career. How come Gary Oldman played obvious villains at the time? This and “Lost in Space” came out the exact same year and Oldman played the obvious villains with the same motives in both films, which makes you wonder. I would just suggest people to go to “Medieval Times” instead of watching this garbage. Avoid this movie because you will be very disappointed by it.

Next week, I will be looking at another musical that I’m not a fan of in “Pierce Brosnan Month.”

Mrs. Doubtfire

For this entire month, I will be reviewing movies with Pierce Brosnan that I have not reviewed. To start off this month, I will be looking at the 1993 comedy that is one of my all-time favorites, “Mrs. Doubtfire.”

Why can’t a woman be more like a man dressed like a woman?

Rita Kempley said in her review, “"Mrs. Doubtfire," a kind of "Charley's Aunt" with voguish family values, skirts the issue with hairy-legged hilarity and hug-a-bug-ability.” Produced by Robin Williams and his at that time wife, Marsha Graces Williams, the movie is mainly a showcase of Williams’ comic genius, but it also has one or two stuff to say about raising children – the stuff you see in cereal commercials.

Williams, at the height of his mad form, goes through his various familiar impressions – Gandhi to Tweety Bird to Barbra Streisand – before focusing on his nanny protagonist. Kempley compared, “He's downright irresistible as the redoubtable old housekeeper, who appears to be the love child of Mary Poppins and Hulk Hogan's "Mr. Nanny."”

Based on the book Alias Madame Doubtfire by Anne Fine, the film is about Daniel Hillard (Williams), a childlike voice actor who loves his three kids so much (Lisa Jakub, Matthew Lawrence, and Mara Wilson). These qualities that commend him to them – a sweet craziness and a carefree type of fun – prevent him from being a good husband to Miranda, played by Sally Field, a hardworking mom who divorces him and wins custody of the kids.

Not wanting to be separated from his children for even a day, Daniel disguises himself as the old-fashioned Mrs. Doubtfire and his hired on as Miranda’s housekeeper. Kempley said, “Of course, nobody in her right mind would be fooled, but that is, of course, Victor/Victoria's Secret -- the essence of both the movie's heart and its howls.”

Daniel, taken into his wife’s confidence as Mrs. Doubtfire, learns what she really thought of him: “I just didn’t like who I was with him.” Meanwhile, Daniel, as an old British lady, attracts the attention of a bus driver, played by Sydney Walker, who is not the least uninterested when seeing Mrs. Doubtfire’s hairy knee: “I like that Mediterranean look. It’s natural, healthy.”

Kempley noted, “Inevitably, our hero has the all-too-familiar problems with high heels and purse snatchers, but these prerequisites of cross-dressing are quickly dispensed with. Daniel, you see, has had lessons from professionals -- not to mention the blessing of genuine gay people.” This disguise came with the help of his makeup artist brother (Harvey Fierstein) and his boyfriend (Scott Capurro).

Kempley said, “As "Uncle Frank and Aunt Jack," they are very much a part of this movie family, an inclusive organism that extends finally to Miranda's new boyfriend (Pierce Brosnan), who like Mom herself is little more than a dandy foil for the hero.” Others include the late Robert Prosky as the old station manager who helps Daniel toward a happy ending and the late Anne Haney as the court liaison who investigates Daniel’s living conditions.

Kempley noted, “The most thankless role belongs to Field, who is career mom as scapegoat for the downfall of civilization. But Field perseveres, recalling Cinderella's buddies, the cartoon bluebirds.” When Williams gets to improvise the heartstrings tugging speech at the end where, as Mrs. Doubtfire, he tells the one about there being all kinds of families and that’s ok – Field gets to the heart of the matter. “Mrs. Doubtfire brought out the best in (the children) and in you,” she says. “And you,” he replies.

Kempley noted, “In "Tootsie," Dustin Hoffman found that he was actually nicer in a dress too -- which in no way explains why women remain basically unchanged when clad in pantsuits. But that is not the point. Maybe there is no point, except to laugh while absorbing the goopy propaganda. And you will laugh till your ribs ache -- not because director Chris Columbus of the "Home Alone" movies has a gift for farce, which he does, but because Williams is to funny what the Energizer Bunny is to batteries.” He just kept going nonstop.

I remember seeing commercials for this movie when it was advertised that it was airing one night. All of us sat and watched the entire movie that night. We own the VHS and I remember laughing nonstop at this movie because it was that funny. I can’t remember if this was the very first Robin Williams movie I saw or if it was one of the first. I think “Aladdin” was the first Williams movie I saw, but I can’t remember. Still, this movie is one that everyone should see. It is currently streaming on Netflix and Disney+, so you should see it. This is one that shouldn’t be missed by anyone. When Williams calls Field as the various applicants for the housekeeper, that was downright hilarious. Both Williams and Field probably understood the subject matter of the movie, both who had gone through divorces prior to this film, which I can also understand, as I am going through that currently, which is almost finalized. Thankfully, I don’t have children, or that would have been exactly as the film portrayed it. I read somewhere that Matthew Lawrence saw how depressed Williams was in his trailer between takes, and he was able to see how depressed comedians get, especially with the most gifted one we ever had in Williams. The serious moments were really needed and they helped the movie out, especially when they made you feel the same emotions. Originally, they were going to end the film with Daniel and Miranda getting back together, but they changed that because it would have given children of divorced parents false hope that they’re parents would eventually get back together, which doesn’t always happen. See this movie, as it is one of the best comedies ever made with some realistic stuff in here that people will be able to relate to it.

Next week, I will be looking at one of the worst animated movies in “Pierce Brosnan Month.”